caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

cockycaptain:

"Someone cheered, and then someone else. Soon shouts and battle calls broke out, rising in volume, filling the air like thunder. Thomas felt a trickle of courage inside him—he grasped it, clung to it, urged it to grow. Newt was right. Tonight, they’d fight. Tonight, they’d make their stand, once and for all.

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

mazerun:

TMR Characters + quotes from their namesake

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

image

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

lokiperfection:

holtarna:

lokiperfection:

What in the hell. 

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN

This comment wins!

lokiperfection:

holtarna:

lokiperfection:

What in the hell. 

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN

This comment wins!